- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Hyper-Realistic Painting by Omar Ortiz
stares
closes file in photoshop
deletes painting folder
throws away tablet
rolls off chair
rolls into street
flies into space
dies
Ok
Dont’ compare your work with others, they say.
Better not, because I’d jump through the window…
I KNOW BUT HOW DO YOU GET THAT GOOD
IS IT BLOOD MAGIC OR WHAT IDK
LOOK AT THAT PAINTING
I think it’s a matter of being able to see how light works and being able to translate it into your chosen medium. I don’t even know how to explain that. But the more you know how light works and colors and other things, it comes easier. But then most of the time, your hand won’t work with you. Ahahaha. And to be fair, he’s working in a relatively large canvas. Up close, it won’t look that good, but far away it is gonna look good.
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
